02 6 / 2013
guys we watched this in science class today
just watch it you won’t regret it
HOLY SHTI I CAN’T BREATHE
Canada
DEAD
hahahhahahaha
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19 4 / 2013
Facts about Orgasms that you NEVER KNEW!
…OH MYG OD
That first one… SO… as a girl……… I can.. WHAAAAAT!?!?!?!
I CAN DO THAT???? OMG
^ lol girl I feel you it sounds so exhausting and scary omg
#14 is so true! lol! I do it xD
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10 4 / 2013
this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband
they are showing them as people
not as gays and straights
fuckin love this commercial
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16 3 / 2013
i’m 100% convinced that a ray of sunshine had an affair with a lion and the result was jared padalecki
look at that fucking lion sunshine man
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06 3 / 2013
do you just carry on talking when I’m away?
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29 1 / 2013
No, by Consuela
Product formerly known as Lemon Pledge
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29 1 / 2013
I officially take back everything I ever said about completely hating all sports
i would play the shit out of this
the guy on the floor trying to get up
I’m sure we can resolve all world conflicts with this game
Yes
Imagine if this was how wars were fought…
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29 1 / 2013
blua:
Hyper Realistic Pencil Drawings by self-taught artist, 22 year old Diego Fazo
Well I’ll be…
holy shit..
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25 1 / 2013
THIS IS MARRIAGE!!
Thats right!
Permission to be a bad ass. Nod.
He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”
Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR HUSBANDS’ FUCKING FACES so that when he went out in public everyone would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they would publicly shame him.
I DID NOT KNOW THAT THAT IS GREAT
LET’S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND.
In Sparta, women could own land and were considered citizens. THAT IS A HUGE BIG FUCKING DEAL. Why? Because that was RARE AS FUCK and there are lots of places TODAY where women don’t even get that much.
Divorce was totally fine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth and get custody of the kids because paternal lineage wasn’t very important. And it didn’t make her a pariah! She could totally remarry, no big deal at all.
Spartan women participated in some fuckin’ badass sporting events, too. And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan menfolk (who all had to serve compulsory military duties, btw, and couldn’t marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn’t have time for lots of swishy dresses. So they wore notoriously short skirts. According to some accounts, their thighs were visible at all times. HOLY SHIT.
Also, In Sparta men only got their names on their graves if they died in battle. And women? Women only got their names on their graves if they died in childbirth. THE SPARTANS COMPARED CHILDBIRTH TO FUCKING BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GODDAMN BADASS AND HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.
FUCKING SPARTAN WOMEN. THIS DUDE HAD FUCKIN’ BETTER MAKE SURE SHE’S COOL WITH WHATEVER HE’S DOING, IF HE KNOWS WHAT’S FUCKIN’ GOOD FOR HIM.
if all the above is true, that’s awesome. the person who wrote this seems to be pretty clearly a feminist though. haha
OMG, I love this post.
What dose feminism have to do with writing historical facts? Just because Sparta respected the women who lived there doesn’t mean its FEMISNISM! when someone lists these facts….
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23 1 / 2013
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
Gym Teacher Dean in inappropriate places
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